My wife woke up the other night to find me sobbing on the couch at 3am. She asked me what was the matter. I said ,”Do you remember when we first started dating over ten years ago, when you were just sixteen?” She replied ,”Well of course Honey.” I said ,”I’m sure you also remember when your Dad caught us making love in the basement.” She kind of blushed and said ,”Yes.” I said, “And you remember him pulling the gun on me and threatening that he would send me to prison for 10 years?” She replied, “You’re crying about something my father did to you 10 years ago!?” I sobbed, “No, damn it, I would have been released from prison by now…”