A skinny little computer geek gets sent to prison for spamming. He gets placed in a cell with a big hairy biker dude. The big biker dude says, “I haven’t had a cellmate in ages and I am hornier than a cat in heat. WE ARE going to have some fun! So you wanna be the husband or the wife?” The computer geek replies, “If I have to be one or the other, I think I prefer to be the husband” The big guy says, “Fine, fine, now get over here and suck your new bride’s hard cock.”