So I call my doctor buddy and explain to him that I think that my son has the clap… I tell him that I think the only woman he has slept with is our maid.

He says, “Don’t be rough with him, these things happen and I can fix him up.”

So I tell him rather reluctantly, “Doc, I have the same symptoms and I have been doing the maid too.”

He replies, “Both of you guys come on in as soon as possible and I will get you taken care of. I would think about getting a new maid too.”

Again, reluctantly I tell him, “Doc, I think my wife has it as well…”

He screams, “Well, son of a bitch! I guess that means we all have it then!”