Joe is a the coach of the winningest girl’s track team in state history. His dirty little secret is that he gives the girls steroids. One day his star 440 meter runner shows up in his office with a problem. The girl says,”Coach, I’ve got a real problem here.” The coach says,”Well what is it?” She says,”I’m going hair on my chest.” The coach says,”Oh my! How far down does it go?” The girl responds,”All the way to my balls!”