An elderly couple go into the hospital to see the doctor. The doc says to the old man, “I’ll need urine ,feces and blood samples from you.” The old man says, “Huh?” So the doctor says it again. The old man says, “Huh?” So the doctor screams, “I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!” With that the old woman turns to the old man and yells in his ear, “He needs a pair of your underwear!”