Three brothers are drinking in a bar when this dude comes in for a few quick ones. After a couple of drinks he points at the brother in the middle and says, in a drunken slur, “I’ve banged the shit out of your Mom.” The three brothers look kind of shocked and the dude goes back to drinking. He has a couple more drinks and announces, “Your Mom has sucked my cock and swallowed.” The three brothers do their very best to ignore the dude. After another couple of drinks the dude shouts, “I’ve fucked your mom in the ass and she loves it!” By now the brothers have had enough and the one in the middle stands up and says, “Look, Dad, you’re wasted why don’t you just go back home!”