This truck driver has been on the road all week. He knows of a massage parlor off of the highway that is known to have prostitutes so he decides to stop in. The Madam greets him at the door and asks what he is looking for. He hands her $500 and says, “I want a hotdog and the homeliest looking girl that you have.” The Madam responds, “Hell honey, for that much you can have a filet mignon and two of my best girls at the same time!” The truck driver replied, “I’m not horny, I’m homesick.”