It is pretty rare that I write about political shit on the Internet Porn Blog but I suppose that it is an election year so I had better get it in gear.  I have put up a very official poll over in the upper right column for you, my loyal viewers, to vote.

You will notice that I didn’t include Huckabee in this poll.  I did this for a few reasons…  1) He doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell.  2)I think he is a dumbass.  3)His campaign website header says “FAITH. FAMILY. FREEDOM.”  I am all for the second and third but I really am of the opinion that religion has absolutely no place in politics.

Now let’s go on to McCain…  I kinda like him.  He thinks on his own.  He is not controlled by the right wing.  He has served our country with great patriotism.  His main liabilty is that he is older than dirt and could soon become dirt.  He will get the nomination and his vice presidential selection will be critical if he wants to beat the Democrats.

Obama.  I kinda like him too.  He is pretty liberal for my tastes but I think he is a very powerful speaker and could be a very good leader.  Experience he doesn’t have but youth and enthusiasm he does.

Hillary fucking Clinton.  I think you can tell how I feel about her.  Gee, where to start?  I guess number one, and this is nothing personal about her, but I think this country has had enough royal families in the White House.  The Clinton and Bush Families have been in that house for 20 years!  OK ad now for my personal attacks on her :-)  She is a woman that acts like a man and too much so.  I don’t blame Bill for cheating on her…Shit she resembles a water buffalo from behind these days.  She makes Monica Lewinski look like a petite ballerina.  Many of her views are based on who is willing to pay the highest dollar for her support.  She is just way too much of a politician.  It is about power with her and that is it.  I bet when ole’ Bill does get laid by her he is taking it in the ass from a strap-on worn by Hillary…

I hope I didn’t piss anyone off but what the hell.  Most of my readers are male and I stopped myself from using the dreaded C-word ;-)  This is my blog and you are entitled to my opinion!  Remember to vote early and often in our presidential poll.  Will your next president wear a pantsuit or pants?