My wife woke up the other night to find me sobbing on the couch at 3am. She asked me what was the matter. I said ,”Do you remember when we first started dating over ten years ago, when you were just sixteen?” She replied ,”Well of course Honey.” I said ,”I’m […]

Three brothers are drinking in a bar when this dude comes in for a few quick ones. After a couple of drinks he points at the brother in the middle and says, in a drunken slur, “I’ve banged the shit out of your Mom.” The three brothers look kind of shocked and the dude […]

Joe is a the coach of the winningest girl’s track team in state history. His dirty little secret is that he gives the girls steroids. One day his star 440 meter runner shows up in his office with a problem. The girl says,”Coach, I’ve got a real problem here.” The coach […]

This college girl comes home to visit for Thanksgiving break. She confesses to her mother, “Mom, I’m no longer a virgin.” The mother responds,”In this day and age I’m frankly surprised this hadn’t happened sooner. I hope that it was an intimate and pleasurable experience for you.” The girl replied,”Well, yes […]

So I call my doctor buddy and explain to him that I think that my son has the clap… I tell him that I think the only woman he has slept with is our maid.
He says, “Don’t be rough with him, these things happen and I can fix him up.”
So I tell him rather […]

This truck driver has been on the road all week. He knows of a massage parlor off of the highway that is known to have prostitutes so he decides to stop in. The Madam greets him at the door and asks what he is looking for. He hands her $500 and says, […]